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Late Night Music Club - Christmas with Tom Waits

For decades, scientists and nativity theoreticians have speculated as to what a Tom Waits Christmas might look and sound like. Was such a thing even possible? Would Waits’ irresistibly pulverizing junky balladeer forcehood and Christmas’ immovably cheery object-ness mutually annihilate each other? Would putting the two together be the Ultimate Existential Bad Touch? Destroying the world in a blinding flash of Yuletide carol/anticarol?

Well speculate no more. Definitively answering one of the last great remaining holiday-based scientific mysteries, the inimitable Mr. Waits’ offers up this Christmas Twofer: "Silent Night" and "Christmas Card From a Hooker in Minneapolis".

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Stanley Rosenthal's picture

Great choice!

"Genius Al"'s Christmas @ Ground Zero for my music post tonight on my blog -
http://tbsn.thesequencers.us/?p=54

mudshark's picture

Happy Christmas Stanley.....there ain't nuthin like Tom Waits on Christmas...

Stanley Rosenthal's picture

ThanX, mudshark! BTW: if anyone thinks I'm saying that the song is about the album cover, you got it backwards. The album cover is about Steve's song.

Stanley Rosenthal's picture

Well, the left-WING now knows what the right-WING is doing, mudshark.

mudshark's picture

This is about the republicans... http://youtube.com/watch?v=nZhd4vuyrXE

mudshark's picture

Stanley...that was a great tune by Wierd Al......

resetthathang's picture

Beautiful. WHover the fuck you are THANK YOU and
Merry Christmas...

fiver's picture

Thanks. That was great.

Merry Christmas.

mudshark's picture

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GKBE2tw970 John Lennon.....Happy Christmas

uncle joe mccarthy's picture

great choice stan....

how about a classic...the drifters singing white christmas, performed by santa and his reindeer...yoon by the great joshua held

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ooc5eJc5SHA

and of course, what would christmas be without the ramones

merry christmas, i dont want to fight tonight

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FA-HMqBQpQs

i may be back later with more, if more of my favs arent posted by others

Maldoror_is_ded_ded_ded's picture

Long Live Tom Waits

uncle joe mccarthy's picture

oops....yoon should read toon

Stanley Rosenthal's picture

> http://youtube.com/watch?v=nZhd4vuyrXE

ROFLMAO!!!! And it's 'In 3D' and everything ...

Here's something else about the Republican'ts, Steve Carter (as LJM) again: Lock Up Your Daughters -
http://thesequencers.us/various/lockupyourdaughters.mp3

lafin gas's picture

Do they know it's christmas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jEnTSQStGE

mudshark's picture

Stanley Rosenthal @ 15:

> http://youtube.com/watch?v=nZhd4vuyrXE

ROFLMAO!!!! And it's 'In 3D' and everything ...

Here's something else about the Republican'ts, Steve Carter (as LJM) again: Lock Up Your Daughters -
http://thesequencers.us/various/lockupyourdaughters.mp3

no vid Stan...

Stanley Rosenthal's picture

I get visuals (and smells) from it!

mudshark's picture
uncle joe mccarthy's picture

lafin gas @ 16:

Do they know it's christmas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jEnTSQStGE

arrrgggh

i still hate that song

Stanley Rosenthal's picture

Ok, I'll dedicate this to President George "D Dubya I" Bush for his lack of personal responsibility; Tom Waits: My Piano Has Been Drinking -

http://youtube.com/watch?v=R_0E7x3Nqys

mudshark's picture

Stanley Rosenthal @ 18:

I get visuals (and smells) from it!

well...I guess that puts me in the challenged catagory

Stanley Rosenthal's picture

Sorry, bad link. Let's try this -

http://youtube.com/watch?v=R_0E7x3Nqys

Stanley Rosenthal's picture

That didn't work either. Do a search on YouTube by Tom Waits Fernwood Tonight and you'll find it.

Stanley Rosenthal's picture

> well…I guess that puts me in the challenged catagory

And I thought "I don't need to remind you what *ELEPHANTS* leave" ...

lafin gas's picture

OK, this is my favorite of all the xmas songs!
The Christmas Song sung by Nat King Cole
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaxDGfA7evA

uncle joe mccarthy's picture

mr garrison fights the war for christmas

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jE2jFqCpZio

Stanley Rosenthal's picture

Hey lafin, I posted something eXpecially 4U last night after you crashed I think on the LNMC. Check it out if you haven't seen it.

mudshark's picture

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrONIb9gQ-k&feature=related Fishbone.....Party at Ground Zero...

lafin gas's picture

Stanley Rosenthal @ 29:

Hey lafin, I posted something eXpecially 4U last night after you crashed I think on the LNMC. Check it out if you haven't seen it.

Thanks Stan, I saw it this morn. I almost wet my pants! :-)

Stanley Rosenthal's picture

It was on last night's open thread, LG.

lafin gas's picture

Santa Claus Is Watchin You - Ray Stevens
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g1TtJqHY_s

uncle joe mccarthy's picture

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_0E7x3Nqys

the post for waits on fernwood tonite....one of the funniest bits they ever did

mudshark's picture

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmbcOpPvQGk A Message to you...Rudy......The Specials

mudshark's picture

Stanley Rosenthal @ 23:

Sorry, bad link. Let's try this -

http://youtube.com/watch?v=R_0E7x3Nqys

malformed url......

randomstranger's picture

Tom Waits is god so I suppose its fitting to play him on Christmas. Great call!

lafin gas's picture

OT- but still my favorite by Ray Stevens
Mississippi Squirrel Revival
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_067ahbXfg&feature=related

Stanley Rosenthal's picture

I appreciate the attempt, UJM. I think the underscore in the address is messin' with WordPress's interpretation of the link.

Greymoose's picture

Thank you OP for that. I think that now replaces Cartman's "O Holy Night" as my christmas heartwarmer.

Stanley Rosenthal's picture

Supertramp's got a message for Guliano as well: Rudy's on a train to nowhere

mudshark's picture

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luVjkTEIoJc Star Trek meets Monty Python

mudshark's picture
lafin gas's picture

How To Fake It At Christmas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlFzbdh9RMA

mudshark's picture
mudshark's picture

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbOh-dFE3N0&feature=related Jingle Bell Rock..........Billy Idol.

lafin gas's picture

The Kinks -- Father Christmas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjaPXihbORk

Stanley Rosenthal's picture

Good stuff, yous guys!

lafin gas's picture

steve martin christmas wish
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfRO0Krc-vE

uncle joe mccarthy's picture

bob and doug mckenzie for all the canadians on the board....merry christmas you hosers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-QB433pSiY

uncle joe mccarthy's picture
uncle joe mccarthy's picture

and for all the og carollers....run dmc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juBEue3L4LE

lafin gas's picture

Johnny Cash, June Carter - Christmas 1978
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mo8XHlrrMrY&feature=related

uncle joe mccarthy's picture

this is for those of you who dont just drink eggnogg to get high today

cheech and chong....santa and his old lady

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juBEue3L4LE

lafin gas's picture

Jeff Foxworthys 12 days of Christmas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suqWNk1vi0o

lafin gas's picture

Porky Pig- Blue Christmas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUELu8o5KJg

Stanley Rosenthal's picture

UJM, wrong link? Is that the Cheech and Chong thing about "a little more magic powder for Santa"?

uncle joe mccarthy's picture

i first sang this in the san francisco boys chorus almost 40 years ago (fuck, im old)

the 12 days after christmas

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkUbLHUuL5Q

best line....the 7th day what a mess i found, all seven of the swimming swans had drowned

lafin gas's picture

PREGNANT JAMIE LYNN SPEARS: A Spears Family Christmas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWPz3gbNRa4

Stanley Rosenthal's picture

"Y do you sit there so strange
Is it because U are beautiful
You must think Santa Clause strange

Y do police guys
Beat on peace guys

Y must think Santa Clause weird
He has long hair and a beard
Giving his presence 4 free

Y do police guys
Mess with peace guys

Let's get Santa Clause, 'cause

Santa Clause has a red suit, he's a Communist
And a beard and long hair must be a pacifist

What's in that pipe that he's smoking?

Mr. Clause sneaks in, your, house at night
He must be a dope fiend, to put you uptight

Y do police guys
Beat on peace guys" - Arlo ('Pause of Mr. Clause')

lafin gas's picture

The Beatles -Christmas Time (Is Here Again)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9GzylAjmxw

lafin gas's picture

This is a special video that uses select portions from The Beatles fan club recordings, set to video, edited and produced by Matthew Hawes of "The Happy Show!
Enjoy, and have a VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS and a WONDERFUL NEW YEAR!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6pDQ1wNTqM&feature=related
( this is almost 18 min. long)

Stanley Rosenthal's picture

> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWPz3gbNRa4

Britney's "moderator", LMAO!!!!

Stanley Rosenthal's picture

corrections, I falsely quoted -

"Y do you sit there so strange
Is it because U are beautiful
You must think Santa Clause strange"

the last line in that I'm now recalling is "You must think U R deranged".

and "Y must think Santa Clause weird" is a typo, it should read "U must think Santa Clause weird".

mudshark (I'm thinking who posted it), that Shatner doing RocketMan thing is classic! I haven't seen it in many years ...

uncle joe mccarthy's picture

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSH9ryRzHQ4

corrected link for cheech and chong

sorry guys....but i used to play with that dude

Stanley Rosenthal's picture

Limp Bizkit ("RRrrrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuubbbbber bisquits?" - Saturday Night: The Blues Brothers): Re-arranged -

http://youtube.com/watch?v=GwWdC2KSF18

uncle joe mccarthy's picture

frankie lymon, its christmas once again

http://www.thedoowopjukebox.com/05christmas/It'sChristmasOnceAgain-FrankieLymon-1957-Roulette.ra

uncle joe mccarthy's picture

stan freeberg.....xmas dragnet

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZfxEWlTG7o

i wish i could find green christmas, but it seems to be nowhere on the net....too bad, brilliant satire that had the entire advertising corp up in arms....

Clay's picture

Anybody else find the people laughing annoying? Waits is hilarious as hell sometimes, but this song isn't comedy. I would've been annoyed if I was Tom. Call me tender.

Stanley Rosenthal's picture

> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZfxEWlTG7o

Everytime I heard him speak of that guy named "Grudge", I thought "Drudge Report".

uncle joe mccarthy's picture

Allan Sherman's 12 Gifts of Christmas

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEyYrMM3UHA

Jack Leary's picture

tom waits is my favorite musician ever. i just got the biography for christmas. such a badass.

RockmanEnough's picture

In the early 80's I went to the Salvation Army in Uptown in Chicago. I volunteered and served food to people less fortunate than myself. I'm 99% certain that I've served Bob dinner on X-mass eve.

Aside from that, that afternoon at the S.A. was a rewarding experience, even if Bob was not there. Highly recommended for those out there having a hard time getting into the X-mass spirit.

I's picture

What a great video. Merry Xmas everyone. Enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nJ1kciHHfQ

Maggie's picture

Nothing says Christmas like some milk and cookie monster music.

mudshark's picture

mudshark @ 19:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCJp7A_nPIU check this out

I have to repost this one.........these guys must have been FLYIN.....

Ivanoffsky's picture

Gotta love him, the Charles Bukowski of music.

Mitch's picture

Here's my favorite song for the New Years.

Mitch

Mitch's picture

Okay the song didn't paste correctly here's the url though. I shot this in NYC around 87 or so....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oASJ5dsjkQI

Mitch

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