LNMC is honored to welcome guest-poster Ben Folds, who has given us a blog about this here song, "Bitch Went Nutz".
Bitch Went Nutz
by Ben Folds
This is a sad story of a young Republican lawyer who's aspiring to become a partner at the firm. He has invited an attractive young lady he met briefly at Starbucks to the Christmas office party. Things do not go well when his colleagues, upstanding members of the community, country club and church introduce his date to cocaine. She soon expresses her personal political views which are not held by others attending. She is encircled by angry middle-aged white men and their wives whose disapproval is evident even through the Botox (ask for it by name).
Horrified, the young republican and his buddies try to silence his date but its too late once she's made clear her Communist views, thrown up on an expensive Persian rug and run a key down the length of a new BMW in the driveway.
A cable news channel executive is in attendance and hires them all on as talking heads on his Sunday morning show.
This may be listened to wearing a backwards red baseball cap and a button down pin stripe shirt (tucked in) or even a t-shirt with a tuxedo pattern. Keg stand optional.