Open Thread: Valentine's Day? You're Doing It Wrong!

Do not, repeat, NOT, get your Valentine's Dinner or your "Adult Toys" at Burger King.
By Frances Langum — February 14, 2017

No no no no no no no no no!

This is a real thing in the world. "Adult" meals with an adult "toy" at Burger King after 6.

And who thought it would be a great idea to include a scalp massager? Fire that person.

I blame 50 Shades of Terrible Movie. And Trump, because it's on his watch.

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