Open Thread - A Bible Verse For Every Situation!

You know that old lady relative who has a Bible verse for every store in the mall?
By Frances Langum — May 1, 2017

Comedian (and obvious pastor's kid) John Crist has that relative who has a Bible verse for everything that happens...

Wait 'til she gets to "Apple Computers."

Open thread below...

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