October 31, 2022

Ever since House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's husband, Paul, was violently attacked in their home, conspiracy theories popped up on social media -- Elon Musk even shared one. Apparently, it's OK to share opinions that aren't true. So, I'm just wondering if it's true that Musk drinks baby blood every day, thinking that it helps him keep a youthful appearance. He is, after all, really 135 years old. Do you see how that works? We can do that, too. Conservatives did the opposite of what we did when Steve Scalise was shot.

So, now their conspiracy theories are being blown out of the water. No, Mr. Pelosi did not know his attacker, David DePape.

And CBS News is reporting that DePape had a list of people he wanted to target, according to law enforcement sources briefed on the investigation. We know that DePape tried to tie Mr. Pelosi up to wait for the House Speaker to get home. He was planning to kill Nancy Pelosi. Also, the QAnon Trump cultist had zip ties with him.

David Wayne DePape, the man accused of beating Paul Pelosi with a hammer inside his San Francisco home overnight on Friday, may have been planning to attack more people, the sources said.

They have not gone so far as to call the list a "hit list," but authorities believe the suspect may have been planning to target others, the sources said.

The suspect allegedly broke into the couple's home around 2 a.m. on Friday, shouting, "Where is Nancy?"

We're not sure of his motive yet, but police have said it was "not a random act."

The suspect was immediately apprehended by police and will be charged with attempted homicide, assault with a deadly weapon, elder abuse, burglary and several additional felonies, according to authorities.

A CBS News review of suspected social media posts by DePape turned up conspiracy theories about Holocaust denial, pedophiles in the government, and claims that Democratic officials run child sex rings.

So, the rumors that are still spreading like wildfire aren't true. Who could have predicted this?! As it happens, the Pelosis weren't interrupted by Hillary Clinton when she rang their doorbell with a box of gay Comet Ping Pong pizza, along with a mixture of 'bortion juice for refreshment. Hillary, of course, found the recipe for that on Hunter Biden's laptop next to Barack Obama's actual birth certificate, and it was so good that she rewarded them by helping to install a replica of Joe Biden in the White House. But Robotic Joe Biden glitches out sometimes and turns into Dark Brandon, who is possibly a trans robot.

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