February 7, 2023

Fox News is clearly in sync with House Republicans --Harris Faulkner opened her program by highlighting the House Armed Service committee chairman Mike Rogers, who is very worried for all of our lives about what this insidious balloon has wrought!

"Make no mistake, that balloon was launched as a calculated show of force," Rogers proclaimed.

Run for the hills, the balloons are coming! The balloons are coming!

A solemn Harris Faulkner told her audience that they had just received Navy photos. "Look at your screens," she said.

Where would her TV viewers be looking at? Anyway...

The Faulkner Focus then segued up with intrepid reporter Bryan Llenas, who was out at sea five miles away from where the remains of the shot-down Chinese balloon had fallen.

OMG! Be careful Bryan. The Chinese may have set up a trap for you and the military by making the balloon out of exploding bits and pieces.

"The majority of the surface debris has been picked up," Llenas said.

Whew. I was worried for his safety.

Turning into James Cameron, Llenas proclaimed, "At this point, this has turned into an underwater mission!"

And the comedy continues...

House Republicans thank you, Harris Faulkner!

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