May 5, 2023

Serial adulteress Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene has been on a two-day rampage after finding out that 'Pornhub' exists. Wait until she finds out about OnlyFans. Greene, who cheated on her husband with a polyamorous tantric sex guru and then moved on to another affair with the manager of her gym, told podcaster Benny Johnson that Hunter Biden is a "filthy human being."

This is the same woman that stalked Parkland shooting survivor David Hogg. I'm not defending Hunter Biden. I think he's a bit of a douche, so I'm happy I didn't vote for him. He's a private citizen. And the President is not going to be impeached because of what his son may or may not have done. That's not how it works.

But Marge has a lousy resume, too, and she is an elected official.

"Hunter Biden is such a filthy human being that he had multiple accounts on Pornhub, that disgusting pornography website," she told Johnson, who has previously been exposed as a plagiarist. "It's a massive business. And he hasn't shut them all down. He still, as of last week, I had it verified, had one of his accounts open on Pornhub, where anyone that is friends with him on Pornhub could go and view his sex tapes."

"That's how repulsive; that is how vile Hunter Biden is," she continued. "And he has no shame, no shame whatsoever."

"I feel very vindicated that my articles of impeachment were right from the beginning," Greene said. "And it turns out I was right all along. And I think that's really why they kicked me off committees. I think that's the true reason."

"It is a disgusting porn website," she added. "As a matter of fact, it should be illegal. I don't even know why it exists."

I think extramarital affairs with a polyamorous tantric sex guru should be illegal. It sounds so cheesy. I wonder if she was outraged by Melania's lesbian porn photos. As for why they yanked Klan Mom off of her committees, it's not a conspiracy. She advocated for violence against Democrats.

Did any of y'all notice that Benny Johnson seemed to be mimicking Tucker Carlson's concerned expression? Maybe he wants Tucker's job.

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