I'm sure you've heard Trump supporters claim that Joe Biden couldn't have won the 2020 election because we didn't hold boat parades or swarm into events amid the raging pandemic. As it happens, that's one of the reasons we voted for Biden: The now-President didn't hold super-spreader rallies and dance while Americans were dying of Covid.

The former President phoned Wayne Allyn Root's radio show to say that he won and that he didn't see any Biden merch, so that proves it.

"They cheat a lot," Trump said. "It's very interesting, somebody said, so you got 75 million votes, he got 80 million votes. How come we've never seen a Biden hat?"

Trump and Root agreed that they never saw Biden signs, either.

Twitter users jumped in:

I'd like to see Lumpy run that by Special Counsel Jack Smith. I'm sure that would go down well.

This right here:

We did not prop up Biden, using his head edited onto a photo of Rocky Balboa. We don't literally pray to Biden like this guy did with Trump:

They think Trump is their God. He is their rockstar. How sad is that?