Here is the story of Weinerzilla, the giant dachshund! Starring Crusoe the Dachshund. This is one of those videos that are so bad that it's good. Plus the scene of Weinerzilla stepping on and squishing the Park Karen is worth the price of admission. The surprise twist at the end was kind of cute too.

But I do have a couple of tangential thoughts. One, the giant dachshund reminds me of my Black and Tan Coonhound when he was a puppy. Secondly, they could have saved themselves a lot of work by forgetting the squeaky ball and just going directly to where they wanted the dog and opening a cheese wrapper.

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