Pillow Guy Lindell is all excited about Speaker Mike Johnson because he thinks he'll "fix" our election platform.
October 27, 2023

Mike Lindell was talking on his podcast about newly elected House Speaker Mike Johnson. Lindell was practically gushing over Johnson, stating that he had heard that Johnson was "all for fixing our election platform." He added that he was going to pray for it because "we need all the help we can get."

Indeed, Johnson has a well documented history of repeating the Big Lie and even going so far as trying to achieve a paper coup after the 2020 elections. Lindell is probably having fantasies of skipping through the Capitol, hand-in-hand with Johnson, with the knowledge that the elections will be rigged and Fearless Leader will be finally able to resume his throne.

Note to Pillow Man: There is still the Senate, President Biden and every court in the country up to and including SCOTUS that wouldn't go along with any schemes that Johnson might concoct.

And what is even more true is that even having a fellow Big Lie acolyte in the Speaker's chair isn't going to save your hide or your company from all the lawsuits you are facing.

But on the bright side, maybe Johnson will autograph one of your MyPillows. That might get you a few buck on the MAGA black market. Those people are suckers for such crap.

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