November 17, 2023

A lot can be said about Jenna Ellis's fall from grace in Trump World. It started because she did not hate Florida Man Ron DeSantis enough. Trump wouldn't pay Ellis's legal bills after she became a target of Special Counsel Jack Smith. Ellis, one of 18 co-defendants in the former president’s Georgia 2020 election interference trial, became the fourth defendant to strike a plea deal in October.

So, you'd think that people in Trump's orbit wouldn't want to get targeted by Ellis. She is pissed off, and Don Jr. threw gasoline on the fire by suggesting that screeching banshee Laura Loomer, who you will remember more as the woman who chained herself to the fence of Twitter headquarters in New York because she was banned. Twitter's employees didn't care, and just left Loomer there to sulk with her bullhorn out front.

'Don Jr’s pick for press secretary is claiming I am a “disloyal harlot” and “going to hell,"' she wrote. "No mention though of Jr’s divorce, his girlfriend’s divorce from Gavin Newsom, or The Best Christian Ever screwing a porn star while his third wife was pregnant."

"Apparently true Christianity is not based on belief in Christ as Lord, but rather belief in Donald Trump as Savior, King, and next President!" she added. "Repent and trust the 27-D chess, guys… personnel picks WILL be better this time!"

Jinkies, thank you, Jenna, for showing us how to Christian! And now we know.

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